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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

lets write a novel

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... lemon curd sandwiches wrapped in cling film, but if ur not that hungry and just want a snack look in my ..............

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Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 13:24  

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..green knickers there's cream crackers with crunchy peanut butter and FJ's old salty..

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in growing toe nail.........which he squoze and the puss went all over ..........

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. the enormous green knickers, which were thrown away and replaced by ....................

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by a clear rainmac......

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which showed off the excentuating curves of .....................

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Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 22:14  

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the very very nice man..........

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......... who knows a very very nice woman who lives ............

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Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 23:11  

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in Birmingham near a bull with a big ring on his..................

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end of his bell.........on the door....till someone pressed it and .........

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a strange woman with big glasses on opened the door and invited him in with the promise of.......

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....... turkish delight and worcester sauce and a sneak preview of her huge .....................

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Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 23:25  

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collection of Des O'Connor cd's ( after all the michael jackson music flooding everywhere after his death PLEASE GOD keep Des breathing....... sorry off topic ) , she slowly slid out of her ......

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... mumu and mask revealing the starch white straight jacket she was wearing over her ..................

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fishnet stockings and high heeled wellies, " come over here a moment " she said " i have something to tell you !"......

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........... 'i see dead people' she says at which he turns round white as a sheet and .............................

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Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 23:39  

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....looks down at her disgarded mumu (what the is a mumu???). big mistake!!! the moment he takes his eyes off her she.....

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said "OMG did you attend the Zombie Walk in Manchester on November 1st... and do you remember the wedding that took place there..... it was you and I and i think it's time to for you to show me what you are made of!" with that she swayed off down the corridor , turning back with a seductive smile and a come on look in her eye........he thought......

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anneka56 @ 13/11/2009 23:51  

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Best get some rubber johnnys im going to get laid to night hope the drugs don't go off to quick and then it hit him...............

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....it was 4 minutes till midnight and he would soon change back again. "Jesus" he thought "I'm gonna be cutting it fine to get laid before I change back". Then he realised he was worrying for nothing, he would still have plenty of time to show this lady a "good time" and still have at least 2 minutes to spare before he changed back into....

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