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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

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the parrot "ars fk buggar" ........

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............ then he realised the clocks went back that night so he had infact got several hours to show the lady a gud time. He gathered his thots and started to strut down the corridor to were she was laying seductively on tehbed when he suddenly rem ......................

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....embered it was his mothers sisters, boyfriends grandfathers nite to attend the....

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...asylum! for their annual check up, meanwhile...

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down at the BM club where all the nutter,s hang out ...............................................................................

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....and so it turned out that the Nutter of all nutters was family of the very,very very nice man who actually...

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(dya think we'll get this novel published?) ...was related to...

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...that guy named Fawkes...

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what a guy........

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..."PENNY FOR THEM" someone said to GUY as he sat there feeling STUFFED. Of course Guy would have replied but he was too CHOKED with the SMOKE from a neighbours BONFIRE. He was getting quite uncomfortable and could feel himself BURNING up, he thought to himself he must be getting flu, within seconds he fell asleep to the sound of his neighbours cheering...

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....on Mrs P from #16 dancing round the bonfire wearing the mystical green knickers singing " I'm a firestarter, a wicked firestarter......

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so he decided to blow them all up, got his rucksack and.........


this could be interesting!

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pulled out his big stick and lit his fuse and the suddenly there was a big bang and..............

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and the big cruiser he just borowed was blown to kingdome come and then .......

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suddenly a man with horns on his head realised he'd leant a very similar looking cruiser to his mate and......

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and trew a wobler wich was not noticed at all but then .....

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the mystical green knickers said to Bob the builder "can we fix it" , Bob replied.............

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he realised the explosion wasn't a bomb, it was his cruiser firing up! He loved the sound but no matter how much he sucked and blowed he couldn't get the baffles out of his tubes so he..........

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drilled and drilled all nite long but there was no difrence at all so he went .....

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up north looking for revenge............

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