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I was sitting in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I turned round and this bloke shouts, "Thats for bloody starters !"

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Deleted Member @ 25/08/2012 20:36  

On Friday Evening the husband asked his wife romantically "Shall we have a nice weekend ???" Wife: "Sure, why not?? Husband: "Ok then , see you Monday "......

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Deleted Member @ 26/08/2012 21:14  

Prince Harry's dad laughed at the pics from Vegas saying, "Well lad will be lads.....But Prince Charles was furious...

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Deleted Member @ 26/08/2012 21:18  

A guy goes to see a psychiatrist wearing only cling-film for shorts,
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well, I can clearly see your nuts








(I'll get my coat)

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justjerry @ 27/08/2012 12:34  

Random thought of the day: If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would you be stoned off your ass ???

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Deleted Member @ 27/08/2012 14:49  

A woman went into a bar and asked for a double entendre......




So the barman gave her one

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justjerry @ 27/08/2012 15:09  

one what ?? A drink...

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Deleted Member @ 27/08/2012 15:25  

wife: you never take me anywhere expensive any more

Husband: Get your coat on, I'm taking you somewhere expensive

Wife: where are we going?

husband: the petrol station.

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Vladamir @ 27/08/2012 15:29  

What has Glasgow and Las Vegas got in common?? They are the only places where you can pay for sex with chips...

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Deleted Member @ 27/08/2012 22:12  

what's brown and sticky?....................................a stick!

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jinx57 @ 28/08/2012 09:39  

what's brown and comes out of cowes backwards??? the isle of white ferry...............................sorry.

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jinx57 @ 28/08/2012 09:41  


Last night as i lay in bed looking at the stars and sky, i thought to myself, where the hell is my ceiling ???

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Deleted Member @ 28/08/2012 22:01  

I hated going to weddings.. all the grannies would point and say, "Your'e next!"...but i got my own back, when i went to funerals i did the same to them...

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Deleted Member @ 29/08/2012 10:02  

Susan Boyle has just released her first book, its callled "50 shaves a day "....

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Deleted Member @ 29/08/2012 10:24  

If cats always land on their feet... and toast always lands butter side down... what would happen if you attached a piece of toast butter side up to a cats back and threw them out a window?!

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OMNF @ 01/09/2012 09:52  

A blond kept having the same weird dream, so she went to her doctor and he asked her to describe it, "I am being chased by a vampire down a hallway. In every single dream, i come to this door. I keep pushing the door, but it wont budge !" Doctor replies: "did the door have any letters on it ?" Blond says :"Yes it said P U L L"

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Deleted Member @ 02/09/2012 21:23  

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.........Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

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Deleted Member @ 04/09/2012 22:00  

Female coppers are so much more better than male coppers. Mainly because they're so much more laid back, i mean, ive seen female coppers just randomly walk into stag parties and start getting their tits out!..

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Deleted Member @ 04/09/2012 22:05  

Women have more bumps in cars cos for hundreds of years blokes have told them that (---) =6"

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Deleted Member @ 05/09/2012 06:33  

One day Little Johnny's class was having a discussion over what part of the body went to heaven first when you died.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "When you die, your heart goes to heaven first because you have to love God to go there."
Next, this other little boy raises his hand and says, "I think when you die your head goes to heaven first because you have to believe in God to go there."
Then, Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "No you fucking idiots, you are all wrong! When you die your feet go to heaven first!"
Obviously confused, Little Johnny's teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why do you think that your feet go to heaven first?"
Little Johnny looked at her and said, "Last night I was walking past my parents room and heard some weird noises so i opened the door and looked in. My dad was doing something funny looking to my mom and she had both feet stuck up in the air yelling 'Oh God! I'm cumming!

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