A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features. However, when she is menstruating she prefers a man dowsed in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump jammed up his backside!
Sorry, may be way off for a newbie but just received this by text and had the strangest urge to post it!
I don't understand the joke myself !!!!
Bloody hell!! & you seemed so sweet too!! Right lads,lets all find a pub where we can hide for at least 5 days once a month
Just kidding,I actualy did find it amusing