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A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. Suddenly, they hear a noise at the door and the woman says, "Quick, my husband is home. Go hide in the bathroom!" The husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks. The woman smiles and says coyly, "Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready!" "Okay," the husband replies, "I'll be back in a minute." Before his wife can stop him, he goes into the bathroom and sees the naked man standing there clapping his hands. "Who the hell are you!" the husband asks. "I'm from the extermination company. Your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having trouble with." The husband, getting angrier by the moment, exclaims, "Then why are you naked!" The man then looks down at himself and exclaims, "The little B****rds!" ROFL

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Sandi @ 17/07/2007 09:37  


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Deleted Member @ 17/07/2007 09:59  

Nice one !!!!!!!!

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fjr_graham @ 17/07/2007 10:02  

Good one Kwak Ive just put a load of moth balls in amongst my flowers in the garden to stop the cats from pooing there. Just thought id mention it!

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lcotgrave @ 17/07/2007 12:23  

Thanks fer that one!

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Di @ 17/07/2007 12:42  

Thought I'd resurrect this joke, it made me laugh again even tho it's an old un

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Sandi @ 17/11/2011 13:29  

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