Jokes : From Bad to WorseBad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you.Worse: For another woman. Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex.Bad: You're arrested.Worse: By your husband. Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.Bad: In bed. Good: You came home for a quickie.Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You go to see a strip show.Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.Bad: She's eleven. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.Bad: You live downtown. Good: Your wife's kinky.Bad: With the neighbors.Worse: All of them.
The following is a true story and verifiable. His name will not be mentioned. It kinda fits with Bad to Worse.
He got up one morning and went to work where he was sacked.
He went to the pub for a couple before riding home to see his girlfriend. He went upstairs and found her in bed with one of his mates. Distraught he went back downstairs to find his bike had been nicked in the interim.
This same guy also went up over the tank of his bike which had one of those funky custom petrol caps with the three upturned horns. It took the crotch out of his leathers and just missed his scrotum.
I last saw him 15yrs ago in London; his life hadn't got any better.
my crush is gettin bigger!!love yr humour!!dont know if yu will find this funny its a bit sad!!a guy i worked wiv yrs ago met a girl she said they couldnt have sex untill they were engaged[bit of a holy joey]this really annoyed him ,sure enough i went to thier engagement party,an next day he mentioned he'd stayed the night!few months later it was all over he had caught the clap!!!
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