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What is the worst present you have been given

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So what is the worst present you have ever been given. Having just admitted to owning a Shaken Stevens album (best of) courtesy of my Gran, this is actually not the worst gift i've received. That was a pale beige fringed handbag with attached faux flowers which my sister in law gave me with the words "if you don't like it, i love it and I will have it instead"....er no, just for that you won't. Down to the charity shop it went. Or maybe it was the compact perfume that she bought me which had fingerprints in it. I know there has to be worse than that.

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rowanblossom @ 26/09/2012 15:03  

Every year from my exes family I got books, strange for someone who is into films!

So I ended up with a library that is full of useless info!

So yes your right, down to the charity shop they went!

Hi Blossom!

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Stuke @ 26/09/2012 17:03  

Rubber pants.... when i was in hospital, my sister thought i would need them in case i had a little "accident " in the night !!!!! Cheeky sod lolol... I didnt need em though

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Deleted Member @ 26/09/2012 18:25  

PML Jen x The one pressie that springs to mind, when this question comes up, is the flip-top kitchen bin I was given by my fella for my 18th birthday (to add insult to injury, some bugga put their lit fag end in it and part of the bin melted)

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Sandi @ 27/09/2012 13:36  

One Xmas an elderly aunt who hadn't seen me for for many years came around to drop off some Xmas presents. I noticed her give me an odd look when she clapped eyes on me for the 1st time and a few days later when I opened her prezzie I found out why, 'twas a bottle of aftershave, and yes, the beard then was as it is today, just a tad less grey!

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centurion @ 27/09/2012 20:45  

ROFPML, pretty useless eh Centurion?

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Sandi @ 28/09/2012 09:53  

The worst present (although was an award from work, not really a present as such) was a pen and pencil set, supposedly really expensive in a posh box. First time i used the pen, the innards shot out, the spring dissappeared and i couldn't figure out how it all went back together, so i slung it. rather have had the money !!!

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VFR800AJ @ 29/09/2012 17:20  

piss take by a friend,received copy of uptown top ranking by althea and donna.....didn't survive crossbow bolt test for some reason

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jinx57 @ 05/10/2012 11:11  


Way to go jinxy!!!


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Deleted Member @ 10/10/2012 21:48  

A bag of 6X chicken fertiliser from my ex....hmmmmmm, clearly romance didn't exist in that relationship

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Alice2 @ 12/10/2012 22:43  

Pmsl at that one Alice... oh dear, im giggling now love.....

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Deleted Member @ 12/10/2012 22:49  

many years ago, my sister in law, gave me the book 'Fergus the Bogey man', not too sure why, maybe because I looked a bit like Jim Page at the time........... anyway gave it away to a Jimmy Saville charity...mebe he readit.............

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markiexs @ 22/10/2012 19:44  

Mama Mia dvd !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 22/10/2012 22:38  

Ooops !!! ... Nawty...

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Deleted Member @ 22/10/2012 22:40  

ive had a few bad ones but when i was in me twenties we went to me fella's mum on chrimbo day and she handed me her pressie to open, there and then in front of the family........ a gorgeous pink nylon nighty she had made me shaped like a sack ..... pmsl at your rubber pants Jen... you sure they wasnt meant for somethin else x

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Deleted Member @ 24/10/2012 20:53  


What was she trying to say Suzi, Pmsl..
Knowing her like i do then they probably were Suzi love ..Pmsl..x

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Deleted Member @ 24/10/2012 20:58  

pmsl well i dont think she ever really liked me do ya think.... lmfao, and funny enough it went straight in the bin x

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Deleted Member @ 24/10/2012 21:01  

Good for you lass xx Best place for it then love eh , but it made me pmsl when i read it, some mothers and their sons eh lololol..x

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Deleted Member @ 24/10/2012 21:04  

i was once bought a very romantic valentines gift.............. an ironing board .....LMFAO......... he didnt last very long.... thats the only bad ones i can think of.... apart from edible refresher style sweets knickers and bra from my mum gawd it gets worse.... PMSL

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Deleted Member @ 24/10/2012 22:42  

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