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What Confucius didn't say.

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What Confucius didn't say.

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Ragnar
In: London
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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ...... "Lion will not cheat on wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Ragnar @ 23/12/2012 11:51

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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ummmmmmm....errrrrrrrrrr.....meh...

jinx57 @ 24/12/2012 15:25

mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Man who goes to bed thinking of woman, wake up with solution on stomach!

mad munky @ 24/12/2012 16:51

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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make mine a double,man...hic!!

jinx57 @ 24/12/2012 20:45

non-hotmale
In: Leyland
Posts: 243
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A bird in hand make poop on wrist.

non-hotmale @ 26/12/2012 23:16

xj
In: London
Posts: 1139
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wot's appenin', innit blud.

xj @ 30/12/2012 00:03

mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Women are like pianos, when not upright they are grand

mad munky @ 02/01/2013 13:05

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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Men were only put on the the earth beacause vibrators cant buy us a drink !!!!!!!!

Deleted Member @ 02/01/2013 20:21

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day...ah so.

jinx57 @ 03/01/2013 06:55

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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"f**ked if i know,sunshine!"

jinx57 @ 10/01/2013 14:01

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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"jesus f***in' christ" after hitting thumb with hammer !!

jinx57 @ 16/01/2013 07:42

Deleted Member
In: NA
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He who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.. Virgin like balloon----- one prick,all gone.. Lady who live in glass house,dress in basement.. Man who take lady on camping trip,have on intent.. Never trust men with short legs,brains too near bottom..

Deleted Member @ 21/02/2013 19:25

Deleted Member
In: NA
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... bet he didnt say that lol..x

Deleted Member @ 22/02/2013 21:29

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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i can't be arsed ,to be honest...............

jinx57 @ 23/02/2013 20:47

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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you call THAT a prurient saying????pah!

jinx57 @ 26/02/2013 11:56

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Man with one chopstick go hungry

Deleted Member @ 28/02/2013 20:15

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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man with one leg better hop it chop chop...

jinx57 @ 01/03/2013 09:53

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Hahahah Jinx...x

Deleted Member @ 01/03/2013 18:58

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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If you haven't lived to regret. Then you probably haven't lived.

davidneale @ 02/03/2013 01:52

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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never mind if...try why??

jinx57 @ 03/03/2013 14:19

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