Motorcycles don't get pregnant.You can ride your Motorcycle any time of the month.Motorcycles don't have parents.Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.Motorcycles don't care how many other Motorcycles you've ridden.When riding, you and your Motorcycle can arrive at the same time.Motorcycles don't care how many other Motorcycles you have.Motorcycles don't care if you look at other Motorcycles.Motorcycles don't care if you buy Motorcycle magazines.You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Motorcycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.If your Motorcycle goes flat you can fix it.If your Motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Motorcycle.If you say bad things to your Motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.You can ride your Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.You can stop riding your Motorcycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.Motorcycles don't get headaches.Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.Your Motorcycle never wants a night out with the other Motorcycles.Motorcycles don't care if you're late.You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Motorcycle.If your Motorcycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.You can ride your Motorcycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.The only protection you have to wear when riding your Motorcycle is a decent helmet.When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Motorcycle.
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