My post in this thread is at least relevant, to do with cut and paste, unlike your posts in many other threads in the forums. You always go off on a strange tangent and a few times the thread has had to be brought back on track by either the author of the thread or a moderator. I can cite one thread in particular where you have not exactly followed the meaning of the original post, but to avoid getting into a slanging match I will refrain. You obviously want to inject your particular brand of humour here on BM, and I have no objection to that in the slightest, however, the jokes forum is perhaps the best place to do that. You may of course respond to this if you wish, I dont give a monkeys one way or the other, I was pointing out that once again, you had gone off thread.