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Ragnar
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Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things...
While Women STUCK to shopping.

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Ragnar @ 23/10/2014 19:01

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Miranda Stuart or Dr James Barry? (1799-1865)

Miranda first dressed as a man in 1809 so that she could get into Edinburgh University. She graduated in medicine and joined the British army, Where she served for 45 years without anyone guessing that she was a woman. She worked in South Africa, the Caribbean and elsewhere, becoming recognised as a brilliant surgeon. Her secret was only discovered after she died.
Must have been quite a shock for the funeral parlour!

You men gave us, Dame Edna Everage and Lily Savage lol ;)

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Deleted Member @ 25/10/2014 19:41

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Ragnar......a few more x

Mary Andersen - the car screen wiper
Melitta Bentz - coffee filter paper, okay she may not be important to you, but I love her.
Ada Augusta Lovelace - the groundwork for developing the computer
Phyllis Pearsall - the A-Z maps
Jeanne Villepreux-Power - the aquarium
Stephanie Kwolek - KEVLAR, used in bullet-proof vests and car tyres, and of course in BIKER GEAR!!!! You got to love her, right? Lol

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dustin666
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Josephine Cochran

in 1886 invented the dishwasher.

Marvellous invention , especially after dinner parties and Crimbo.

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dustin666 @ 29/10/2014 21:29

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Dustin, typical! Lol :D

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@ pennycoin

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Amanda @ 30/10/2014 19:47

dustin666
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P.M.S. Women discovered it.

Men suffer because of it. Lol

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dustin666 @ 08/11/2014 16:23

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Yeah we cook and clean and do the dishwasher.....you men suffer because you eat all the food, sit around playing with your noses and get FAT! Lol :D yeah I went back to the dishwasher part.....

P.m.s........... And that is?

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Deleted Member @ 15/11/2014 18:17

Amanda
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Now c'mon pennycoin you're far too polite, you know men don't sit playing with their noses!

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Amanda @ 15/11/2014 19:44

allison_2011
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Picking their noses, drifting off to sleep then snoring and dribbling while asleep! Nice!

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allison_2011 @ 27/11/2014 23:05

Ragnar
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That's my weekend planned.

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Ragnar @ 29/11/2014 06:19

dustin666
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I cook, Exceptionally well. I clean, so so . I load and empty the dishwasher perfectly reasonably.

My tomcat on the other hand , does bugger all.

However. I love the little fella to bits . So I don't mind.

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dustin666 @ 08/12/2014 21:40

dustin666
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P.m.s.

my gf describes it as,,,,,

Putting Up with men's Shit.

lol

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dustin666 @ 08/12/2014 21:41

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