I got a package with my postcode left in the porch one day,so I opened it to find 3 assorted colour vibrators,one pair of handcuffs and a pair of nipple clamps with chain between..... :)...checked package again and a different address on the back...naturally took it round in person..very embarrassed lady said "thank you very much"
On this subject, took in several parcels for the lady next door. Saw her come home with young son, so being a good neighbour, took them straight round. Gave them to her in front of her son. She seemed a bit strange, turned out were a surprise for his birthday, he wasn't supposed to see.