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Valentines Day

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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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For those of you fortunate enough to have a partner and you haven't got round to getting your other half a gift for Valentines day try this site for gift ideas...gifts from as little as £3.99 and FREE DELIVERY on ALL U K orders. www. thegadgetroom.com/valentines (delete the space)

Sandi @ 02/02/2008 00:51

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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These are entries to a Valentine competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: 1) Love may be beautiful, love may be blissbut I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed 2) I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother 3) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 4) Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face 5) Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you are not 6) I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face 7) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 8) My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life 9) I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming 10) My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> 11) My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" <o:p></o:p> 12) What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime <o:p> </o:p>

These are entries to a Valentine competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least  romantic second line: 
1) Love may be beautiful, love may be blissbut I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed 2) I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother 3) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 4) Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face 5) Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you are not 6) I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face 7) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 8) My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life 9) I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming 10) My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
11) My feelings for you no words can tell 
Except for maybe "go to hell" 
<o:p></o:p> 
12) What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime 
 
<o:p> </o:p>

Sandi @ 02/02/2008 01:02

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Thinking of anyone in particular when you wrote those Kwak?

Deleted Member @ 02/02/2008 04:17

hilda123
In: Melton Mowbray
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hilda123 @ 02/02/2008 04:49

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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Why Kwak your all Heart

micksaway @ 02/02/2008 05:07

Scary
In: Somerset
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For a moment there Kwak I thought it was going to be a soppy load of rubbish....WELL DONE YOU GOOD WORK!!!! LOL

Scary @ 02/02/2008 05:09

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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Did that appeal to your dark sense of humour Scary

micksaway @ 02/02/2008 05:19

Scary
In: Somerset
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I have a dark soh and a cold heart!!! LOL

Scary @ 02/02/2008 05:29

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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Do you have warm hands then? As they say cold hands warm heart was just wondering if it worked the other way round

micksaway @ 02/02/2008 05:36

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Nice one Kwak

Di @ 02/02/2008 08:32

lula
In: tamworth
Posts: 350
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least I know what to put in skins card now, cheers kwak!

lula @ 02/02/2008 09:10

FlameRed
In: Darlington
Posts: 454
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PMSL!!! Wasn't going to send my ex a card, but think I will now, and add those lovely verses!!

FlameRed @ 02/02/2008 09:37

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Dave and Mick I didn't write those verses, I'm a romantic. Read the first para' again! lol Lol @ Lula, you're a wicked wicked gurl! (Which verse you goina use? )

Sandi @ 02/02/2008 10:06

missteek
In: Gloucester
Posts: 16
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Bah humbug,valentines day is just an excuse for card manufacturers and florists to make a mint. Am i bothered that its only my mum that loves me

missteek @ 02/02/2008 14:43

darkcarnival
In: Blackburn
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Even my mum dont love me (altogether now...awwww lol)

darkcarnival @ 02/02/2008 14:56

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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tangoman60 @ 02/02/2008 15:12

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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Kwak I was using that Sarcasam thing you were talking about and your right it is the lowest form of wit. Must learn to spell english was never a strong point. Hope your enjoying the snow. I got a little cold yesterday the walk in fridge in the shop was on full blast where I was getting some beers for th BBQ

micksaway @ 02/02/2008 17:03

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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BBQ?? PML ya mental case that ya are (it must be a quiet day at the institute, the one you're having an away day from)

Sandi @ 02/02/2008 17:10

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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Whats PML ???? They do let me out for a few days I forgot my License so cant hire a bike got MC withdrawal aint been on bke since start of Nov

micksaway @ 02/02/2008 17:15

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Oh gawd not another who don't know what the abbreviations mean. lol PML = Peeing Myself Laughing ROFPML= Rolling On Floor Peeing Myself Laughing ROFLMHO/ ROFLMAO = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head OFF / Arse LMHO /LMAO same as above but not ROF Ya wana know the rest PM your email addy and I'll mail ya the list. I aint got a clue where motorbike came into it lol confused me. I aint ridden my own bike for about 18 mths so I know exactly how ya feel.

Sandi @ 02/02/2008 17:23

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