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stueylewie
In: Bognor Regis
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2nd attempt at posting this, but here we go When Lady Penelope swoons Her breasts burst out like two balloons But her butler stands by With a glint in his eye And he pops them back in with warm spoons Over to you ...

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stueylewie @ 10/03/2008 00:58

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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@ your lymeric I can only remember one and it would get deleted lol

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Sandi @ 10/03/2008 03:59

Di
In: Wellingborough
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There once was a technician named Lil.That took a chance on a Nuclear Pill.They found her vagina,in South Carolina,and her boobs in a tree in Brazil!

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Di @ 10/03/2008 05:26

Nutkin68
In: Hull
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This has got to be the funniest thread for a long time !!!

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Nutkin68 @ 10/03/2008 05:33

Di
In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452
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There was a young lady from BudeWho had scenes of old England tattooedHer Boyfriend, one daywent the whole Penine WayWith Cheddar Gorge still to be viewed

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Di @ 10/03/2008 05:41

Nutkin68
In: Hull
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excellent Diane !!!

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Nutkin68 @ 10/03/2008 06:13

Di
In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452
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There once was a Man named McSweenyWho spilled some Gin on his weenieJust to be CouthHe added VermouthAnd slipped his chick a Martini!

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Di @ 10/03/2008 06:27

Nutkin68
In: Hull
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mary had a little lamb who had a touch of collic she gave it brandy twice a day and now it's an alcoholic

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Nutkin68 @ 10/03/2008 06:42

petervalk
In: leic
Posts: 528
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish..........................49 <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> Adventurous..........Slept with all your friends<o:p></o:p> Athletic............................No boobs<o:p></o:p> Average looking.................Ugly<o:p></o:p> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar<o:p></o:p> Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills<o:p></o:p> Emotionally secure..............On medication<o:p></o:p> Free spirit..........................Junkie <o:p></o:p> Feminist.............................Fat<o:p></o:p> Friendship first...................Former slut<o:p></o:p> Fun..................................Annoying<o:p></o:p> Gentle..............................Dull<o:p></o:p> New Age................Body hair in the wrong places<o:p></o:p> Open-minded.....................Desperate<o:p></o:p> Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing<o:p></o:p> Passionate........................Sloppy drunk<o:p></o:p> Poet.................................Depressive<o:p></o:p> Professional.......................Bitch<o:p></o:p> Romantic...........................Frigid<o:p></o:p> Voluptuous........................Very Fat<o:p></o:p> Large frame.......................Hugely Fat<o:p></o:p> Wants Soul mate................Stalker<o:p></o:p> Widow..............................Murderer<o:p></o:p>

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS                                                                                                           40-ish..........................49    <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Adventurous..........Slept with all your friends<o:p></o:p>
Athletic............................No boobs<o:p></o:p>
Average looking.................Ugly<o:p></o:p>
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar<o:p></o:p>
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills<o:p></o:p>
Emotionally secure..............On medication<o:p></o:p>
Free spirit..........................Junkie <o:p></o:p>
Feminist.............................Fat<o:p></o:p>
Friendship first...................Former slut<o:p></o:p>
Fun..................................Annoying<o:p></o:p>
Gentle..............................Dull<o:p></o:p>
New Age................Body hair in the wrong places<o:p></o:p>
Open-minded.....................Desperate<o:p></o:p>
Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing<o:p></o:p>
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk<o:p></o:p>
Poet.................................Depressive<o:p></o:p>
Professional.......................Bitch<o:p></o:p>
Romantic...........................Frigid<o:p></o:p>
Voluptuous........................Very Fat<o:p></o:p>
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat<o:p></o:p>
Wants Soul mate................Stalker<o:p></o:p>
Widow..............................Murderer<o:p></o:p>

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petervalk @ 10/03/2008 07:41

bikerchick1966
In: Derby
Posts: 2535
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Agree with N68...best thread for ages! Di, I want to know where you get them all from! Brilliant...can't stop laughing...

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bikerchick1966 @ 10/03/2008 08:30

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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Mary had a little lamb ............. the midwife was surprised

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geoffb2005 @ 10/03/2008 09:35

Di
In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452
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@ geoff

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Di @ 10/03/2008 10:32

Suzuki_bob
In: Newcastle
Posts: 37
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Mary had a little lamb, She also had a bear, I've often seen her little lamb, but never seen her bear.

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Suzuki_bob @ 10/03/2008 13:26

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon Someone turned the power on And turned it's fleece to nylon

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Sandi @ 10/03/2008 13:39

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon Someone turned the power on And turned it's fleece to nylon

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Sandi @ 10/03/2008 13:39

stueylewie
In: Bognor Regis
Posts: 367
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I think Di has found her forum lol This one is a bit tasteless so you might not want to read it There was a young vampire called MableWho's periods were very unstableSo every full moonShe took out a spoonAnd drunk herself under the table

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stueylewie @ 10/03/2008 15:55

Wills
In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269
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There was a young lady from Ealing Who thought she'd no sexual feeling Till a young lad named Boris Caressed her clitoris And she had to be scraped from the ceiling

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Wills @ 10/03/2008 16:59

bikerchick1966
In: Derby
Posts: 2535
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bikerchick1966 @ 10/03/2008 18:23

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