My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it Turns green. <o:p></o:p>
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When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big F**kin red mark on his forehead.<o:p></o:p>
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Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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