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Eve's side of the story.........

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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.'So, how is everything going?' enquired God.'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied.'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,' reported Eve.And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc........she felt that having onlytwo breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced,' as she put it.'That is a fair point,' replied God, ' But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?''Just fantastic,' she replied, ' But for one oversight on your part. You see all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put that useless tit?Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that balony about the rib?

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Nutkin68 @ 04/04/2008 07:14  

God could of made a full army with mine!!!

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Scary @ 04/04/2008 07:19  

Good one Nutkin!!!

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FlameRed @ 04/04/2008 10:50  

Thats sexist that is!.........funny as hell though!

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ghosthunter @ 04/04/2008 12:18  

Couldnt agree more!

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bikerchick1966 @ 04/04/2008 18:05  

gh is right - that is indeed sexist, something you will never find me being ..... fairly funny for a bird though .......

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geoffb2005 @ 04/04/2008 18:51  

geoff wrote :fairly funny for a bird though ....... I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy...........

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Nutkin68 @ 05/04/2008 14:49  

reminds me of when i was an apprentice!the foremans fav word's!

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tangoman60 @ 05/04/2008 16:01  

I've often felt a right tit... Is that Side-ist ???

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stueylewie @ 05/04/2008 20:26  

Yes

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Wills @ 05/04/2008 20:30  

I will surely rectify this From now on - Left is Best

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stueylewie @ 05/04/2008 22:22  

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