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tangoman60
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Seven Kinds of Sex1) The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone & you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 2) The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for a short time & you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 3) The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for a long time. Your sex has gotten rountine & you usually have sex only in the bedroom. 4) The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you." 5) The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get "Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night! 6) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you can no longer stand your so called lover and you take him/her to court and screw him/her in front of everyone! 7) And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

Seven Kinds of Sex1) The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone & you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 2) The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for a short time & you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 3) The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for a long time. Your sex has gotten rountine & you usually have sex only in the bedroom. 4) The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you." 5) The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get "Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night! 6) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you can no longer stand your so called lover and you take him/her to court and screw him/her in front of everyone! 7) And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

tangoman60 @ 08/04/2008 15:59

Nutkin68
In: Hull
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Very good Tango !!!!

Nutkin68 @ 08/04/2008 16:04

Scary
In: Somerset
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You can never get enough sex TM..

Scary @ 08/04/2008 16:43

FlameRed
In: Darlington
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PMSL!!!

FlameRed @ 08/04/2008 17:25

stueylewie
In: Bognor Regis
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Spent too many years at stages 4-7 Would love to start again at stage 1 (assuming it never passes stage 3) But I think the damage has been done...

stueylewie @ 08/04/2008 20:28

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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join the club!!

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 04:53

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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rather have a god roast dinner!!![never thought i would say those words!!]

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 04:54

Scary
In: Somerset
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I bet god isn't to please about getting roasted either!!!

Scary @ 09/04/2008 05:05

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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oop's

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 05:18

M.S.
In: Bedworth.
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What about: Geriatric Oral Sex. 'Just talking about it'.

M.S. @ 09/04/2008 11:12

tangoman60
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tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 11:29

julie j
In: Harrogate
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hey, mr T did i tell you that i am a chef, can do an ace roast dinner, might not make you go blue in the face but would leave you with a nice warm contented feeling!

julie j @ 09/04/2008 15:29

Wills
In: New Brighton
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Form an orderly queue, people...

Wills @ 09/04/2008 15:44

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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i'm in love!!!

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 18:04

stueylewie
In: Bognor Regis
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Not sure about the Religious Sex definition Religion ::: Bless You Bless You ::: Sneezing Sneezing ::: Kleenex Does also involve the laying on of hands... Amen

stueylewie @ 09/04/2008 20:39

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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What about: Geriatric Oral Sex. 'Just talking about it'. Well if he's just goina talk about it forget it!!

Sandi @ 10/04/2008 06:31

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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talk about it with your mouth full how rude!!!

tangoman60 @ 10/04/2008 06:37

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