A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me. What makes you think that? - I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'
Cheers TM .. i aim to please
Geoff..yes, tis scandalous ..i heard she went off wiv Glym....
....Auto Glym ! (ok ..ok..its late.. brain on a wind-down now)
M.S. I take your praise in the highest regard. I thank you
(please can i have a mention in your book?? can i? can i? please, pretty please?) heheh