Lets see how we measure up! 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have moral objection to beer.2. You own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.3. You have more wives than teeth.4. You wipe your arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean'.5. You can't think of anything you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.6. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.7. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.8. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
mobile phones do have other uses,,switch it to vibrate and leave it in your pocket,,,or a handy prop for a wonky table leg,or a useful weapon to throw at your partners head
Oh well already have Jihad on my ass and I've upset the Welsh although Goats and Sheep are probably a different taste..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWD7iw_1M0Q
Enjoy!!!! And sing along.
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