Its a chocolate ribbed crawling choc bar having an 'naughty eggy spitting moment' on the screen............ oooerrrr !
reminds me of 'Pob', anyone remember the character from the 80's, used to spit at the screen........not sure if an eggs nicer than plegm tho, hmmmm..........
Being a person who has had the misfortune to be both spat at and to have had eggs lobbed at her, I can reliably inform you that the "Yeuch!" factor is somewhat higher with phlegm!
The resemblance between Pob and Gary is striking lol, not sure I want to stroke his ears tho or anything else for that matter lol !!!
Thank you for your 'hands on' observation Wannabe, you poor lady...........
Take it you have lots of experience then XYL ?!!!!! lol
Anyway, raw eggs supposed to be a good natural conditioner for the old mop, not that I've tried it.......