A women in a jewellers breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring, She looks around embarresed and sees the sales man standing right behind her . Totaly professional he says "good day madame how may i help you?" hoping he hadnt heard her little accident she asks " sir whats the price of this lovely ring?" he answers " madame if you farted just looking at it you are going to shit yourself when i tell you the price!!!