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How many times as parents do we ell the kids not to run through the house carrying knives and forks? Squeemish Alert http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee163/67Rob_photos/i...e002-1.jpg

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Scary @ 10/07/2008 14:17  

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In: Blair Atholl
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Doctor: What's up with him? Mum: Fork-nose....

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TeeCee @ 10/07/2008 14:19  

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In: Weymouth
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there! there! mummy nose best!

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tangoman60 @ 10/07/2008 14:22  

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In: Blackburn
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PMSL @ TeeCee. You have to wonder at how he did that????

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darkcarnival @ 10/07/2008 14:22  

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In: Somerset
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It was a friend of a friends son and apparently he was running from the kitchen to the dinning table slipped on the laminate flooring.

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Scary @ 10/07/2008 14:37  

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In: Dartford
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Oh my gosh! Poor little mite!

Talk about learning the hard way...

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Wannabe @ 10/07/2008 14:52  

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In: New Brighton
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I don't suppose the lad's mum would agree right now, but when you think about it, it could have been SO much worse. When he gets older he'll have some interesting scars as a conversation piece

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Wills @ 10/07/2008 14:54  

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In: Blair Atholl
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Oh lawd, sorry Scary - thought it was a funny photo doing the rounds... Hope the little tike heals quickly! As Wills said, lucky escape.

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TeeCee @ 10/07/2008 14:58  

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In: Somerset
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It is a funny (sort of) picture and no doubt it will do the rounds now...LOL But he is fine and I bet he'll never want his nose pierced.

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Scary @ 10/07/2008 15:07  

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In: Blair Atholl
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Lol - and to think I was in the studio today talking about another piercing when I could have just done it at home!! I'm just waiting for when he sneezes and waters the plants.... (a friend of mine sneezed just after she got her nose pierced and shot her cat!)

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TeeCee @ 10/07/2008 15:11  

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In: Dartford
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*Note to self: no nose piercings*

Poor puss! lol

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Wannabe @ 10/07/2008 15:14  

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In: Somerset
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I remember going to the post office just after I had my tongue pierced, went to put stamps on the envelopes and ended up with the stamps entangled around the stud..(as opposed to my tongue being entangled around a stud...another story) it was very embarrasing.

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Scary @ 10/07/2008 15:19  

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In: Blair Atholl
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lmao!

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TeeCee @ 10/07/2008 15:21  

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In: Okeford fitzpain
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Hell if you just nailed there feet to the floor so they could'nt run around things like this would'nt happen!!!!

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eddietheardvark @ 10/07/2008 16:43  

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In: Hull
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With you on that Eddie (got a nail gun somewhere too lol) but the real sorry about the little lad was (he's a hardcore boogy eater lol)

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Hull750Rider @ 10/07/2008 17:42  

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In: Hinckley
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lol@ hull & eddie! Am I a bad man for laughing at this.........or a worse one for admitting it! Hope the little man gets well soon........maybe use a matchbox JCB for digging out nose gold next time eh?

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ghosthunter @ 11/07/2008 01:53  

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ttaskmaster
In: Reading
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Stabbed my sister in the arm with a fork once.... She really, really, REALLY had it coming, but I got bounced off the walls for that. Funny how she always recalls these parts, yet never remembers what turned quiet, shy little me into a raving 7-year-old psycho in the first place....

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ttaskmaster @ 11/07/2008 07:30  

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tinkerbelle
In: Grays,essex
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hope the little guys recovers soon scarey i remember once my brother threw a dart at me it just scraped passed my eye... and that was without the criket ball that he used to aim at my head aaaahhhh brothers dont you just love em!!!!!

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tinkerbelle @ 21/07/2008 17:48  

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In: NA
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...and you can wipe that angelic smile off your face, you little tinker...

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