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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Any green-fingered BM members out there? Fancy joining me in a discussion with handy hints for the garden? I'll kick off with 2 top tips: (1) Attempt to mow the lawn more than once every 3 months. (2) Do not reverse over the cable. *cough* Ah well... I have a patch of mowed lawn just big enough for a sunlounger and a G&T... It'll do ;o)

Wannabe @ 19/07/2008 06:01

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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*tuts*

Paragraph breaks worked in preview... Hmmmm.. I've broken it again... Sorry! ;o)

Wannabe @ 19/07/2008 06:03

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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Petrol,lighter & big bucket of water.

Deleted Member @ 19/07/2008 06:47

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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Twice.

Deleted Member @ 19/07/2008 06:48

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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You yodelling again? It's awful echoey in here ;o)

Wannabe @ 19/07/2008 06:59

eddietheardvark
In: Okeford fitzpain
Posts: 119
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soak it in vodka!!!! it'll always come up half cut

eddietheardvark @ 19/07/2008 11:22

TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
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Anyone made the joke about trimming Wannabe's bush yet? *sigh* Wannabe topiary... must be a poem in there somewhere, eddy!

TeeCee @ 19/07/2008 11:26

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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guess yu'd be good at it after shearin all them sheep!oh! it werent shearin was it!!!sorry!

tangoman60 @ 19/07/2008 11:55

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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Get someone else to do your garden while you watch them. Always the best way to do gardening.

Deleted Member @ 19/07/2008 12:17

TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
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I ain't shearin' nuffin!!!! They are ALL mine!!! I am sure Wannabe has serfs to do her labouring anyway (Lady Chatterley stylee) - she just wants to sound like one of us commoners....

TeeCee @ 19/07/2008 13:17

darkcarnival
In: Blackburn
Posts: 1648
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Get a garden like mine......all concrete...perfick!

darkcarnival @ 19/07/2008 14:20

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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One had to dispense with Mellors' services, don't you know?

One caught Mellors in flagrante delicto, as it were, with one of one's scullery maids.

One despairs... such loose morals, the youth of today!

Wannabe @ 19/07/2008 15:31

Wills
In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269
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If the scullery maid is out of a job as a result (and is not in trouble from her liaison with the aforesaid Mellors), can you send her up here? Assuming, of course, that your ladyship can provide suitable references...one has to be so careful with one's domestics these days.

Wills @ 19/07/2008 20:55

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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Good grief man! Are you quite, quite mad?

One will not provide that, that.... that strumpet with a reference! There you are! One has said it! You have driven one to indelicate language, Sir! One apologises most sincerely and one shall pray for forgiveness.

Wannabe @ 20/07/2008 01:26

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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may i offer my services i am discreet an will make sure i only enter via the tradesmans entrance!

tangoman60 @ 20/07/2008 03:57

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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Are you offering your services to Wills or to me, kind Sir?

Wannabe @ 20/07/2008 10:33

Wills
In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269
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By Jove, a scullery maid who can double up on strumpeting duties! Every home should have one, m'dear. *twirls moustache lasciviously* Mr Tangoman, is the tradesman aware that you plan to enter him?

Wills @ 20/07/2008 12:14

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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in the village marrow competition yes!

tangoman60 @ 21/07/2008 19:15

ttaskmaster
In: Reading
Posts: 337
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Crimony, toffs all a one, here!! Art there a place for ruffians to call home no longer? I'll warrant there is and I'll wager with my blade, yet first I give thee a chance to make good and fair an offer.....

ttaskmaster @ 22/07/2008 07:23

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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down the rd at the drop in centre!!

tangoman60 @ 22/07/2008 07:31

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