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darkcarnival
In: Blackburn
Posts: 1648
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Just got the local paper through the door. The front page is a huge ad for a bank holiday family fun day at Botany Bay in Chorley 'to celebrate the opening of our Christmas shop' WTF? There will be snow, carol singers, Santa will abseil down the building and you can have a free glass of mulled wine and a mince pie, whilst you browse the beautiful christmas displays. WTF?Am i being unreasonable in thinking WTF? Its the middle of August for gods sake! Its no wonder that kids are psychotic with excitement come December

darkcarnival @ 14/08/2008 08:01

ttaskmaster
In: Reading
Posts: 337
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Who cares, Dark? You have clearly missed the four most important words, here.... Mince..... Pies.... Mulled..... and Wine!!!!! See you there? But no, you're not alone in your way of thinking. I have wasted the last 12 seconds picking holes in this place's rather fecked concept of Christmas!! WHEN did Santa EVER abseil? Ride a bike, yes - He does it every year on the Toy Runs.... But that's 'different', of course

ttaskmaster @ 14/08/2008 09:25

TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
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Only 132 shopping days to go..... *shakes head*

TeeCee @ 14/08/2008 10:58

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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Your so right DC far to damd earley lol WHAT ! are they thinking. It's bad enough at the Garden Centre where my store is, they start selling the Christmas crap at the end of September. And i have to walk past all the jolly Santas and crap. HUMBUG HUMBUG

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2008 13:25

ghosthunter
In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659
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"When did Santa ever abseil?" The same time he traded his sleigh in for a matt black Lamborghini I think? Mulled Wine......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HIC! Trad mince pies or the new fangled ones that are distinctly un mincey and filled with, God forbid!, sweet fruit and make you poo................or is that just me again?

ghosthunter @ 14/08/2008 13:49

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
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xmas stuff in the shops already.......ive even brought some xmas pressies lol

RC @ 14/08/2008 17:56

Silvi
In: Northallerton
Posts: 66
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Try working in retail...Im sick of christmas already....and Easter eggs have been ordered!!

Silvi @ 14/08/2008 18:32

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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you xklb's sister?

tangoman60 @ 14/08/2008 18:40

old red
In: Norwich
Posts: 1648
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wheres your christmas spirit you lot ? mines in the bottle marked southern comfort august may be a bit early just ignore it till november i drive for T.N.T and have to keep the stores topped up with all the kak they churn out happy christmas shopping everyone xx

old red @ 14/08/2008 19:03

old red
In: Norwich
Posts: 1648
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didnt mean to write that in yellow looks bloody awful dunnit hope i got it right this time new to all this computer stuff but i am enjoying it loads of people out there great fun innit catch you all soon

old red @ 14/08/2008 19:18

Silvi
In: Northallerton
Posts: 66
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you xklb's sister? Was that directed at me tango man? If so...nooo Im not :)

Silvi @ 15/08/2008 02:45

ttaskmaster
In: Reading
Posts: 337
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My Christmas spirit is sealed in a case that reads, "Do Not OPen Until December 24th"... Along with several bottles of spiced mead!!!!

ttaskmaster @ 15/08/2008 07:41

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95
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I saw lots of santa's on motocycles here in the west country last year, must have been twenty or more of them. They didnt stop for mulled wine though, and they didnt bring me what i wanted !!!!!!

pony123 @ 15/08/2008 07:49

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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They didnt stop for mulled wine though, and they didnt bring me what i wanted !!!!!! They were on bikes, not driving removal vans

Sandi @ 15/08/2008 07:52

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95
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Have you been peeping at my santa letter !!!!

pony123 @ 15/08/2008 07:58

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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you wanted sommat big red and throbbing you could sit on?i have just the thing!

tangoman60 @ 15/08/2008 10:35

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95
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TM lol really dont know how to answer that at this moment in time, naughty boy.

pony123 @ 15/08/2008 19:59

ghosthunter
In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659
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Pony and Tango sitting in a tree.........K.I.S.S.I.N.G! GET A ROOM! lol

ghosthunter @ 16/08/2008 01:43

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