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If yer gonna be a bear, be a grizzly http://tiny.cc/Grizzly58

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Wannabe @ 26/08/2008 09:37  

thought the post was about me!!!

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tangoman60 @ 26/08/2008 11:22  

OK... So you're definitely not suffering low self-esteem today TM - well done you! Some more thoughts: If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? & if a pig loses his voice, is he disgruntled?

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Wannabe @ 26/08/2008 11:45  

Luvin that WB:o) What about tilers then?!

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Triumph_Sy @ 26/08/2008 13:24  

Degrouted?

Erm... I think I may need to work on that one...

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Wannabe @ 26/08/2008 14:07  

Tee hee!

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Triumph_Sy @ 26/08/2008 16:05  

If its a rooftiler and he sees the redland lorry coming I'd say miserable git!

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ghosthunter @ 26/08/2008 16:09  

What about a camp downracer? Sing this song "Do-dah, Do-dah".

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Deleted Member @ 26/08/2008 17:29  

Another oldie... worth a repeat I reckon... MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them five or six at a time on a hill in the fog.8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Wannabe @ 12/09/2008 09:42  

take note of no4 ttaskmaster!!

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tangoman60 @ 12/09/2008 12:38  

...saved by some very nifty footwork...

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Deleted Member @ 12/09/2008 14:34  

You ain't right in the head WB. Keep up the good work :)

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Phil @ 12/09/2008 19:58  

You're not the first person to suggest this PP ;o)

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Wannabe @ 13/09/2008 06:27  

I second that PP:o)

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Triumph_Sy @ 13/09/2008 07:14  

everybody know that you dont have to be mad on this site but if you are it helps

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tj.zx6r @ 13/09/2008 09:35  

I AM NOT MAD

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Deleted Member @ 13/09/2008 11:56  

Don't go knockin on deaths door Ring the bell instead - He hates that !!!

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fastjock @ 17/09/2008 17:26  

" I AM NOT MAD" Is that what the little voices in your head tell you, XK?

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mat750 @ 17/09/2008 19:32  

Arfur, a tiler could be DEFILED - but only if he spelt it wrong!!!

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CHATPAL @ 17/09/2008 19:42  

Defiled? Surely that's what happens to secretaries?!

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Wannabe @ 18/09/2008 05:00  

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