MENU LOGIN 
   Redirecting... ...to our OLD website!


We're still in the process of converting the site to the new format.

Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for your understanding.

-Matt, Admin

5

Ok - go now to OLD site

No thanks - stay on NEW site


General Chat/Anything Goes

WARNING. ardvark loses last remaing brain cell

WARNING. ardvark loses last remaing brain cell - Forums [Biker Match] WARNING. ardvark loses last remaing brain cell - Forums [Biker Match]
Home / Search Forums / General Chat/Anything Goes /

WARNING. ardvark loses last remaing brain cell

 Posts: 8       Pages: 1/1

Post Reply
The Worlds leading Doctors issued a statement yesterday regarding an ardvark known by the name of 'eddie'. Apparently according to one the the physicians he is suffering from a very rair genetical disorder which has caused his brain cells to turn into mushy peas, sadly his last remaining brain cell was served up in a chip shop earlier this evening with a steak pie and chips. BUT there is hope for eddie, the doctors have now discovered that if he's given lager in large quantities his brain cells might regenerate. So if you happen to see eddiethearvark (especially on saturday at RC's charity fund raiser) do the right thing AND BUY HIM A PINT OF LAGER you just might be able to save him.

   Update Reply
eddietheardvark @ 04/09/2008 17:31  

hmmmm..... mite need a drip connected to a barrell .... teks an awful lotta brain cells to mek one ounce of sense, tha knos ooooooh i wondered why i had suddenly gotten super brainy ! them pays were luvverly, went dahn reet nice wiv tha bita 'addock !

   Update Reply
Karey @ 04/09/2008 17:35  

Preferably AFTER he's played his set, eh?

Nowt worse for the rest of the band than trying to play alongside a musician in an alcohol-induced beat all of his own! ;o)

   Update Reply
Wannabe @ 04/09/2008 17:36  

but... isnt that how he allas plays, WB?? heheh

   Update Reply
Karey @ 04/09/2008 17:37  

Hehehe! You might think that, I couldn't POSSIBLY comment! lol

Oh boogar... I'm supposed to be nice to him so he plays Freebird for me... Forgot!

Pleeeeeeeease play Freebird Eddie... I was only jesting m'dear ;o)

Pretty please?

   Update Reply
Wannabe @ 04/09/2008 17:42  

hehe... well if eddie can play freebird.. i will lay off his peas! lol no offence intended mr aardvark.. one looks forward to hearing ones rendition

   Update Reply
Karey @ 04/09/2008 17:44  

freebird ? aint that the one that starts wiv 2 pints of lager eddie?

   Update Reply
old red @ 04/09/2008 17:48  

and a packet of crips, red ! heheh

   Update Reply
Karey @ 04/09/2008 17:50  

 Posts: 8       Pages: 1/1

Back to top
Facebook Twitter Google Pinterest Text Email