Subject: Fw: Fw-2: Girls Night Out Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going t o have a monster hangover.... You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last ni ght.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none..... But .... wait... Wait ..ju st a dam n minute...
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What are you going on about if the cars fine she fine what’s to worry about, if she had been out with the lads and come in at that time then maybe but with the girls, they be talking knitting patens and the like. You know what they are like when they get talking, ha-ha <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Who am I kidding pmsl at myself, been there and not worth the grief
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And as for the wife going out drinkin n dancing, and taking the car....
The married lasses go out to hav a dance n a larf.
If they get chatted up , well they are flattered by the attention, and the knowledge that they could should they so wish.
Of course, they won't, cos they would be haunted knowing that if they ever fell out with one of their mates, the bitch would grass them up.
Plus, of course, they luv their fella, and wouldn't anyway.
Very similar with blokes.
The lesson is simple - y can enjoy the company of the opposite sex, but don't cross the line.
Erm... guys - check out what section this is posted under!!!!!
I am pretty sure I know what the picture will be, but I will let Ventrider get the link working and not spoil the surprise....
lol god dammit u can't link to a photo in ur email (or any other personal storage that we dont have access to). lol.
Oh ill try and find it on the net then, we can't have the joke with no punchline (It's killin me wanting to see the pic, it better be worth it lol)