1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
10. MAYBE n (May BEEEE) <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Female .........Almost probably at some time in the future.<o:p></o:p>
Male ............Awe come on do you really expect me to answer that with a yes or no. lol<o:p></o:p>
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11. SHAG (Shagg)<o:p></o:p>
Female ....... Carpet, rough tobacco or even the bird<o:p></o:p>
Man ........... Just call it anything as long as we do it lol<o:p></o:p>
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12. I'M HUNGRY (I m hun gery)<o:p></o:p>
Female .............. Feel peckish not eaten since that lettuce leaf 6 hours ago<o:p></o:p>
Male ................. So one big mac with large fries and an extra large milk shake 20 mins ago was an ok starter.... lol<o:p></o:p>
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13. BITCH (BIT CHHH)<o:p></o:p>
Woman ......... Any female who looks better than or disses me also female dog<o:p></o:p>
Male ............. Ex wife, ex girl friend, ex fiancé, any woman who ever turned him down.......<o:p></o:p>
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14. NO (N O)<o:p></o:p>
Woman ............ not right now, not here, not there, oohhhhh go on then.<o:p></o:p>
Male ............... No, never, not happening, nah, nope.<o:p></o:p>
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15. PORN MAG (Top self glossy)<o:p></o:p>
Woman ........... Tut, smut, why do women have to degrade them selves like that.<o:p></o:p>
Male .............. Droooool, slobber, phworrr, just look at the size of..... I only buy it for the articles on how to give you more pleasure darling honestly.........<o:p></o:p>
Not sure about a single word, but I could never understand the following difference in the genders;
MALE; "Do whatever what you want ..."
Means, "Do whatever what you want ...", because I am perfectly happy either way and as such am not particularly bothered, but rather am content to go with whatever your suggestion may be as I am a confident, amenable individual.
FEMALE; "Do whatever what you want ..."
Means, "Do whatever what you want ..." AND I WILL KILL YOU!!