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21 things u can only get away with sayin at xmas....

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21 things u can only get away with sayin at xmas....

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Karey
In: Barnsley
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1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing.

1.     I prefer breasts to legs 
2.     Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 
3.     Smother the butter all over the breasts! 
4.     If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 
5.     I've never seen a better spread! 
6.     I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 
7.     Are you ready for seconds yet? 
8.     It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 
9.     Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 
10.   Don't play with your meat. 
11.    Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 
12.   Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 
13.   I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 
14.   You still have a little bit on your chin. 
15.   How long will it take after you put it in? 
16.   You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 
17.   Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 
18.   That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 
19.   I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 
20.   Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 
21.   I do like a good stuffing.

Karey @ 21/12/2008 01:08

Catey67
In: north Notts
Posts: 150
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hee hee nice one Karey....

Catey67 @ 21/12/2008 01:24

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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lol Cheers Catey...i was chucklin away as i was posting it

Karey @ 21/12/2008 10:54

meza95
In: Widnes
Posts: 223
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only you eh kaz LOL x

meza95 @ 21/12/2008 11:33

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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lol @ Paul.. you know me too well x

Karey @ 21/12/2008 11:35

firebladekid
In: norwich
Posts: 735
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that is good

firebladekid @ 21/12/2008 12:33

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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...but on a Sunday...have u no shame, lass? Off to the confessional with you!

Deleted Member @ 21/12/2008 16:00

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
Posts: 2593
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Hey Meza - I thought that was me for a second!! I thought, I don't remember that post!

geoffb2005 @ 21/12/2008 17:39

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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lol@ geoff... green bikes are sooooooooo common.... Paul..i think geoff was just keepin it warm for u ...or was it vice-versa?

Karey @ 21/12/2008 17:53

meza95
In: Widnes
Posts: 223
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soz geoff mate, just couldnt be helped lol

meza95 @ 21/12/2008 19:02

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
Posts: 904
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Nice one Yorkney! lol @ a few of them!.....keep em coming:o)

Triumph_Sy @ 21/12/2008 23:54

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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oiiiii I resemble that remark, Arfa Minute ! ( thats best I can do..but I'm working on it ) lol

Karey @ 22/12/2008 20:08

prof
In: Bradford
Posts: 601
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What makes you think you can only say them at Christmas? As long as you stay sharp and have good reflexes for ducking they can be entertaining at any time of year.

prof @ 25/12/2008 20:14

80cubes2
In: DERBY
Posts: 55
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IF i was a homo or gay I would like 2 bum santa.

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 20:44

80cubes2
In: DERBY
Posts: 55
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AND ALL THEM LOVELY ELVES

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 20:46

80cubes2
In: DERBY
Posts: 55
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Why aint i in d most popular male list, its not fair. Do u know why rudolphes nose glows. Well i aint tellin you.

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 21:00

80cubes2
In: DERBY
Posts: 55
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Sorry santa I wont say rude things again.

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 21:28

bikerchick1966
In: Derby
Posts: 2535
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LOL at Karey! Good one mate! Andy, you know Santa wont bring you anything again in stockings!!! lol

bikerchick1966 @ 25/12/2008 22:26

80cubes2
In: DERBY
Posts: 55
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He has never come anywhere near me anyway.

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 22:55

80cubes2
In: DERBY
Posts: 55
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Do u reckon ill get away with wantin 2 pinch Karey s bum OH YES

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 22:59

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