Well wot do you think of fly splats and leathers?
I think they look cool as its about the riding not what you look like (except passing a shop window slowly) I keep my helmet clean *sniger* but only give my leathers a wipe down annualy. I get caught in the rain enough anyhoo to give them a wash!
I can always guage a good ride by the amount of insects splattered on me and the bike.
What like
Fly me to the moon or Come fly with me or Fly like a bird or I believe I can fly or Learning to fly or Pretty fly for a white guy or The spider and the fly or lol when I see an elephant fly....