Three musicians come out from taking an IQ test.'Well,my IQ is 220,' says the first one.'That's amazing.You're so clever,you must be a synth programmer,'says the second one.'That's right,I am,'he replies.'I scored 175,' says the second musician.'That's pretty good,'says the third guy,'you must be a lead guitarist.My IQ was only 15.'Really?' says the second musician.'What sticks do you use?'
i remember when i was young the infamous drum solo's!![not many were any good]everyone stopped dancin buggered off to the bar!![they never took the hint!] in traditional Tango music there's no percussion,jus a bit of useles info for ya! i do like modern 'nuevo' tango music with percussion by the way!
a group of explorers are being led through the jungle by a local guide. As the men march and tear through the overgrowth, the guide warns - “Always listen for the drums. When the drums stop - bad things follow.” On day two, the group continues to hear the incessant drumming, and they are eased by the distant din. The guide implores “Always listen for the drums. When the drums stop - bad things follow.” On day three - the drumming was steady, and the group continued their journey with an easy mind. On the fourth day, however, the drums suddenly halt. The birds stop their singing. All is still in the jungle. The guide is panicked and his face is fraught with fear. The explorers are now also concerned - “The drums have stopped what happens now? Tell us” The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said:
What do you do with a drummer whose IQ is less than 40?
Take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.
How do you know there's a singer knocking on your door?
They never know when to come in.
What do you call a guitarist who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do you call a lead guitarist in a suit?
The Defendant.
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