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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

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Karey
In: Barnsley
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Dear Brian:> > I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we have been married for twelve years.> > When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?> > Sincerely, Anne> -----> > Dear Anne:> > A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.> > I hope this helps.> Brian

Dear Brian:> > I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we have been married for twelve years.> > When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?> > Sincerely, Anne> -----> > Dear Anne:> > A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.> > I hope this helps.> Brian

Karey @ 17/02/2009 08:46

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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so?

tangoman60 @ 17/02/2009 11:14

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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dohh...

Karey @ 17/02/2009 11:16

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
Posts: 2593
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I don't get it .... very few cars have carbs nowadays, Brian doesn't know what he's talking about!

geoffb2005 @ 17/02/2009 11:23

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Daft bimbo probably ran out of petrol.

Deleted Member @ 17/02/2009 11:34

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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i'm thinkin of getting the new Triumph America with fuel injection,woo hoo!!!

tangoman60 @ 17/02/2009 11:49

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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Fuel ... Injection? Don't tell Brian that, you'll blow his mind.

geoffb2005 @ 17/02/2009 13:50

drobess
In: Bedworth
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i fink u av prooved yr point karey, just the kinda replies a man would give

drobess @ 17/02/2009 20:14

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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lol Tracey .. i rest my case !

Karey @ 17/02/2009 20:18

Deleted Member
In: NA
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I think she could try harder and push it a bit.

Deleted Member @ 17/02/2009 20:43

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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oooooohhhhh thas a newbie yet Rifraf.. wash yr mouth out!

Karey @ 17/02/2009 20:47

Deleted Member
In: NA
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I know but I do try hard

Deleted Member @ 17/02/2009 20:50

chunkichick
In: Cowling
Posts: 494
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i'd prob just fix car n leave fella anyway

chunkichick @ 17/02/2009 20:56

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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lol... ok..will let u off this time!

Karey @ 17/02/2009 20:57

julie j
In: Harrogate
Posts: 1581
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sounds to me like they both need upgrading!

julie j @ 17/02/2009 20:58

aircoolednuts
In: Farnborough
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I could say typical, fancy breaking down and then going home without calling first to give him a chance, I dont know, what is the world coming too. Now that is the answer you expected from a fella, so I thought I would oblige. Suppose it is difficult for most people to beleive that there is at least one man out there who does actually do advice and guidance and believe it or not listens, now there is a first. Anyhow back to the important stuff, what the heack were you doing in a car in the first place, where is the dam bike????

aircoolednuts @ 17/02/2009 21:32

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