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He said, she said

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He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me.. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Newkid @ 20/06/2009 17:35  

Just goes to prove, you guys aren't equipped for these kinds of discussions!

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Dragon13 @ 20/06/2009 19:09  

i like it, the last is the best tho...........

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drobess @ 21/06/2009 01:08  

Oh poor guys but you still need us !

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Deleted Member @ 21/06/2009 06:05  

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