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Brummie Jackie
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BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.Theakston: There's a clue in the title.Contestant: Leicester. BBC NORFOLKStewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?Contestant: I don't know.White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?Contestant: Arm.White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?Contestant: Strong.White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?Contestant: Louis.White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?Contestant: Frank Sinatra? UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?Contestant: Homosexuals.Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The ...?Caller: Mohicans. SIMPLY THE BEST (ITV)Phil Tufnell: How many Olympic Games have been held?Contestant: Six.Tufnell: Higher!Contestant: Five. JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... er ... er ... three? STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?Contestant: Jesus.

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.Theakston: There's a clue in the title.Contestant: Leicester.

BBC NORFOLKStewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?Contestant: I don't know.White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?Contestant: Arm.White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?Contestant: Strong.White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?Contestant: Louis.White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?Contestant: Homosexuals.Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. 
RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The ...?Caller: Mohicans. 
SIMPLY THE BEST (ITV)Phil Tufnell: How many Olympic Games have been held?Contestant: Six.Tufnell: Higher!Contestant: Five.

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... er ... er ... three? 
STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?Contestant: Jesus.

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Brummie Jackie @ 17/07/2009 10:26

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|Nice one ... sounds like some of the answers my son would give

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Deleted User @ 17/07/2009 10:31

Emzed
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Well that was worth waiting for I was about to log of and phone the idiots at my mobile phone company, now I probably wont be so rude to them Well done Jax Just in time

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Emzed @ 17/07/2009 10:33

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BBC Radio Merseyside: Billy Butler: What was Hitler's first name? Contestant: Was it Heil?

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Wills @ 17/07/2009 10:46

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Look up the answers to questions on Family Fortunes, they include classics like these.

Name a dangerous race - the Arabs

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name something blue - my cardigan

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vinnie @ 17/07/2009 14:12

Brummie Jackie
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My favourite off a quiz was Whats the capital of Washington? Answer: Gotham City !!!!!!!!!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 17/07/2009 15:27