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Truest Fairy Tale??

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Truest Fairy Tale??

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Hull750Rider
In: Hull
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end

Hull750Rider @ 27/07/2009 23:02

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
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Hull those are the truest words ever spoken lol

RustyKnight @ 27/07/2009 23:09

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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and there's me thinking Jackanory wasn't on the telly anymore

Sandi @ 27/07/2009 23:17

Hull750Rider
In: Hull
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A mate sent it to me via email so thought I'd share lol What's the story on that Pub you went to Sat night RK?

Hull750Rider @ 27/07/2009 23:21

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
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I didn't get there Hull but i was at a BBQ tonight with the landlords mate and he's gonna talk to him about it 2moro. I'll PM you at the weekend cos im deffo in there Friday. The lad tonight had the same thoughts that the field is free as long as you spend a few quid in his pub but i'll let you know mate.

Wasn't Jackanory true? lol

RustyKnight @ 27/07/2009 23:30

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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I dunno but they were STORIES (and that's what I meant)

Sandi @ 27/07/2009 23:34

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
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Love to see the stats for the number of married people past forty still GENUINELY happy or are we being a little cynical

RustyKnight @ 27/07/2009 23:35

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Rusty is that the Royal 'we'? lol

Sandi @ 27/07/2009 23:37

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
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No me n my mate Hull lol

come on lads, back us up here

RustyKnight @ 27/07/2009 23:41

micksaway
In: Weymouth
Posts: 1030
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Probally lots of married people over fourty are happy. Not necesaraly with each other

micksaway @ 28/07/2009 02:57

Roaring Ruby
In: Cardiff
Posts: 479
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I just love a bed time story - Hull 750 Thank you. RRuby

Roaring Ruby @ 28/07/2009 03:03

pondlife
In: Bristol
Posts: 838
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I was married for 14 years......I STILL dont remember breaking two mirrors!

pondlife @ 28/07/2009 03:37

maxnod
In: Swanwick
Posts: 441
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I managed to escape after two and a half years!

maxnod @ 28/07/2009 03:41

Roaring Ruby
In: Cardiff
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Well according to the word You've got to have the low points so u con Really appreciate the highs..U'd never be quite so elated now without all that pain...

Roaring Ruby @ 28/07/2009 04:04

cissystar650
In: Hook
Posts: 764
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I lasted 5 years, 10 years and 2 years respectively lolol... and now its me that can ride my bike, go camping, in fact, I can do what I like! Did chuckle at the original post though Ruby... good point!

cissystar650 @ 28/07/2009 07:02

Deleted Member
In: NA
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love it, i lasted 18 years...not too bad lmao

Deleted Member @ 28/07/2009 07:21

cissystar650
In: Hook
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Well, if you add all mine together it makes 17 years! Not so bad after all lololol

cissystar650 @ 28/07/2009 07:38

Deleted Member
In: NA
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we didnt do too bad then cissy ( i dont mean me and cissy lol )

Deleted Member @ 28/07/2009 07:39

cissystar650
In: Hook
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lol @ Ian! 35 years between us! Luckily for me (and any men out there by all accounts) I am still married to the last one, although I haven't laid eyes on him for two years.. I have to wait another three before I can finally be rid... seems unfair to me that a man who became a total psycho, terrorised me and the children is allowed to 'disappear' and not be divorced for five years! Grrr... rant over!

cissystar650 @ 28/07/2009 07:43

Deleted Member
In: NA
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thats just not right cissy, i am one of the lucky ones, myself and my ex are really good friends, we have to be for the kids, she has a really nice bloke / fiance now, who is good to the kids too, our divorce is just being completed, and as we have been seperated 4 years its just a formality...how it should be really, but i have friends who have split and they absolutely hate each other...not nice when there is kids involved

Deleted Member @ 28/07/2009 07:46

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