Five Surgeons were discussing their own favourite patients one day.
The first, a <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Manchester</st1:place></st1:City> surgeon, says " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.The second, a <st1:place w:st="on">Liverpool</st1:place> surgeon, responds " Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded "The third, Newcastle surgeon, says " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order "The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over "But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed : " You are all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There,s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.
and the head and the arse are interchangeable
ROFL
Yep, it's on the Jokes forum on my monitor too
Yes HR it is a new thread/topic but it's still within the Jokes forum
Oh hang on a minute, do you mean Ian's 'Silly Joke' topic?
Oh right... Gotcha... Yes it's a new thread, but it's in the right forum i.e. "Jokes and Silly Things". That's what that forum's for. I thought you meant you weren't seeing it on the right forum.
No not at all UKH - I just misunderstood you & thought it had cropped up in another forum instead of the jokes one
The "Silly Jokes" topic is just a topic within the jokes forum. You can add to that topic if you want, or you can start a new one up. Best to start new threads IMO, as people don't bother clicking on older threads with loads of pages... too much effort to bother reading all the posts to catch up!
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