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storm
In: derbyshire
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http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/disco-elevator-...tor-p1.php party at mine for my 1000 posts, theres not much room so get there early !!!! click on the link to go though the door dress to impress 70's style will look brill, rubes already there in his red sequin little number see ya all there

storm @ 17/01/2007 17:31

RC
In: Derbyshire
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brill mate party at urs then lol

RC @ 17/01/2007 17:32

storm
In: derbyshire
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yep rc just bring your own oxygen cos think we may run out quick in that space !!!!!!!!! an no one allowed in who cant do confined spaces !!!!!!!!!

storm @ 17/01/2007 17:35

RC
In: Derbyshire
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cheers mate be over later with me bottle of malibu

RC @ 17/01/2007 17:37

Di
In: Wellingborough
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tight squeeze mate but god i've got a hang over now! and ya forgot the bloody twiglets!!!!!! call ya self the hostess with the mostest, ..........................................

Di @ 17/01/2007 18:12

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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1000 posts for Storm as she joins the club. Well done hon Knew you could do it this week. 1000

rubecula @ 17/01/2007 18:29

crafty gwen
In: Derby
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Great party hun glad to be able to congratulate you, can't find the kettle though with all this many people in here and you know I don't drink WHERE'S THE KETTLE before I die of thirst pmsl

crafty gwen @ 18/01/2007 05:02

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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It's hidden behind the gin bottles... you know what Storm is like.... that many bottles of gin she could hide RC's car behind them......

rubecula @ 18/01/2007 07:51

storm
In: derbyshire
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hey rube dont tell everyone im a wino !!!!! or they will all want some !!!!!!. thanks guys and so sorry about the twiglets di but i cant stand them an its my party an i only wanted what i like to eat !!!!!!!!!! so banned marmite too !!!!!!!! will stamp my feet an blow a rasberry if anyone picks on me at my party......................... lol have any of you got hangovers this morning or was it just lack of oxygen that sent you all runing to the door when the bell pinged for ech floor ????

storm @ 18/01/2007 10:26

Di
In: Wellingborough
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It was the lack of oxygen mate..............................rube had been on the pickled eggs again lol, ya need to have a word before you have another party!!!!

Di @ 18/01/2007 17:42

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Hey I treated myself today... had a bit of chocolate..... Freddo the Frog choccy bar, only cost 10p so I went for it. Wish I had had a pickled egg instead now.... got indigestion.

rubecula @ 18/01/2007 20:07

RC
In: Derbyshire
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haha that will teach ya

RC @ 19/01/2007 05:01

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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................. I love the way the sympathy just flows from the members on here...........

rubecula @ 19/01/2007 07:55

RC
In: Derbyshire
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u would'nt have it any other way

RC @ 19/01/2007 14:32

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Chinese Doctor While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered in bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot orsomething and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going tohave to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not ! I want a second opinion."The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day,the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about thedisease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but whatcan we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" Oh, Thank God!" the man replies."Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry ! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!

Chinese Doctor
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
 
A week after arriving back  home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered in bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot orsomething and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going tohave to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not !  I want a second opinion."The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."
The next day,the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about thedisease.
 
 The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but whatcan we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
Oh, Thank God!" the man replies."Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry !  Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!

Di @ 19/01/2007 14:42

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Picture of the week Three wheeled superbike Hope you can see this!!!!! Odd bodkins or wot?

Di @ 19/01/2007 14:47

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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hey thats quite neat.would be great for BWB

Oggy @ 19/01/2007 15:42

Di
In: Wellingborough
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different ain't it? never thought of that oggy!! but i reckon you could be right

Di @ 19/01/2007 15:56

RC
In: Derbyshire
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oiiiiiiiiiiii you lot leave him alone your so cruel

RC @ 19/01/2007 18:03

Di
In: Wellingborough
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soz, just thought it might help if you didn't have to keep playing nurse maid

Di @ 19/01/2007 18:11

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