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A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder. Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man’s penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused. So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service. They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary’s station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation". The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man’s penis and it took about 30 minutes. The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed. The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning. A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man. "It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting. "It’s certainly an unusual call-out and I’m sure the man won’t be getting into that situation again."

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Wills @ 07/01/2010 17:09  

I have got alsorts of images going through my mind now and i just wonder wot the bloke were doing to get the pipe stuck over in the 1st place

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drobess @ 07/01/2010 17:22  

Sometimes its better just not to know. They say it takes all sorts. Think this proves it

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micksaway @ 07/01/2010 17:31  

Tracy!!! what do you think he was doing??? ROFLMAO at this though - daft sod!!!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 07/01/2010 17:31  

He probably fell on it in a freakish accident... it can happen...

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limeninja9 @ 07/01/2010 17:33  

Have heard of bike racers getting there little fingers caught in exhaust of other racers. But never there penis

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micksaway @ 07/01/2010 17:50  

was it you Pete?? something you wanna tell us?

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Holmfirthgirl @ 07/01/2010 17:50  

I can only say that I can imagine how such a terrible accident may occur.

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limeninja9 @ 07/01/2010 18:46  

HFG i were thinking that the poor bloke may have been a plumber maybe and used his penis to size the piping as he couldnt find his pipe sizer (aint wheelynealy a plumber.......I wonder if it woz him they talking about)............... Drob runs outta here quick incase WN is looking in

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drobess @ 07/01/2010 18:49  

I heard a tale once, of someone swallowing a whole carrot and not digesting it at all, hence it ending up still whole in his colon !!! Fancy that eh ???

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46Rossi @ 07/01/2010 18:52  

oi ! drobs no it wernt me thank you ! doubt my tackle would fit ( take that as you like ) lol on a similar note though our local pub football team went to amsterdam for a fun filled weekend and one of the players came home early after getting his tackle stuck in a sucktion intake in the hotel swimming pool so it dosent seem to be an isolated insident ! as mick says it takes all sort dont it

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WheelyNealy @ 07/01/2010 19:00  

hehe gives a whole new meaning to "stick it up yer pipe and smoke it"!!!!.............silly sod, that should teach him about sticking his bits in things they dont belong pmsl!!!

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babyharley @ 07/01/2010 19:03  

A friend of mine who worked as nurse in A&E told me of the man wheeled in with the vacuum cleaner shaped bump under his blanket!!! Ouch!!

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Alice2 @ 07/01/2010 21:07  

What a nob.

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Deleted Member @ 07/01/2010 21:52  

i have nothing left to add... it has all been said PILLOCK

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anneka56 @ 07/01/2010 22:11  

It was not me it was the other 3

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