Condom factory burns down in ENGLAND > > Rt. Hon Andy
Burnham MP MINISTER FOR HEALTH is awakened at 4am by the
telephone. 'Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an
emergency!! I've just received word that the Durex factory in
Liverpool has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire
English supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.' > > Rt. Hon Andy Burnham MP: 'Sh*t !! > The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies.... We'll be ruined.' > 'We're going to have to ship some in from France?' > > 'Bad idea! The frogs will have a field day on this one.' > > Junior Minister: 'What about Scotland?' > Rt. Hon Andy Burnham MP: 'I'll call Alex Salmond.' > Tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. > That way they'll continue to respect the English > Three days later a delighted Andy Burnham MP runs out to open the boxes that arrived at the Post Office. > He finds five million condoms: 10 inches long, 3 inches thick, all coloured blue and white with small writing on each one. > > > MADE IN SCOTLAND - SIZE: MEDIUM
Haggis intestines! You must be joking!! Way too small! Stag intestines! Hehehehe!!!! (not that I have that much experience to know all this! Im just guessing!
you heard about the SCotsman and the English man peeing of the bridge...
Englishman turns to the scot full of bravado gets it out and says"brrr waters cold ain't it" with a boastful look on his face.
Scotsman without looking gets it out and says "yeah a little, the water not very deep though is it"?
lol
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