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It's that time of year again !! As the comments on them become more and more obtuse, thought you might appreciate this :

Gets on well with peers' = Never stops talking in class
'Has a good grasp of nutrition issues' = First in line for dinners
'Good at problem solving' = Manages to skive in every lesson
'Can sometimes be distracted' = Away with the fairies
'Has trouble concentrating' = Thick
'Sometimes distracts others' = Little b******
'Is not afraid to ask questions' = Annoying little sh**
'Very enterprising' = Bullies other children for money
'Is always very keen to answer' = A knowall
'Enjoys physical activity' = Kicks lumps out of everyone
'Shows a vivid imagination' = Psychotic
'Always well-behaved' = Haven't been able to catch the little sod yet
'Always punctual' = Nothing else good to say about him/her

Enjoy


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Alice2 @ 12/07/2010 12:20  

glad to see pc is dead and buried in your world nearly choked

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Scrapyard monster @ 28/07/2010 00:48  

haha that's brilliant! We all know what teachers really think of the kids they teach after all!

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Deleted Member @ 28/07/2010 13:00  

Love it. Gonna tell it to my kids.

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2Tdreamin @ 28/07/2010 19:54  

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