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Scrapyard monster
In: Forest of Dean
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Got a text message today from a mate wasn't sure what reply to give . anyone got some advice i can give him ? Hey mate really need yor advice for a serious problem! I suspected 4 awhile the misses has been cheating . The usual signs : phone rings no one there if i answer , going out with the grls a lot.. I try to stay awake to look out 4 her when she comes home but usually fall asleep. Anyway last night I hid in the shed behind the motorbike, when she got out of some ones car she was buttoning her blouse and she took panties out of her purse and slipped them on.It was at that moment crouched down behind the bike i noticed it ... a hairline crack in the engine mount is it something you could weld or do I need a new one. Well I didn't know he didn't say if it was ally or steel

Scrapyard monster @ 28/07/2010 22:05

Alice2
In: York
Posts: 2585
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good one SM

Alice2 @ 28/07/2010 22:09

anneka56
In: Stockport
Posts: 2525
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hahahaha i thought it was a serious post at first

anneka56 @ 28/07/2010 22:36

ScarletKiss
In: Sheffield
Posts: 85
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classic

ScarletKiss @ 28/07/2010 22:37

Scrapyard monster
In: Forest of Dean
Posts: 52
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it dragged me right in aswell i nearly peed just had to share and it took me ages to type with my 1 trained finger

Scrapyard monster @ 28/07/2010 22:47

anneka56
In: Stockport
Posts: 2525
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well done lad

anneka56 @ 28/07/2010 22:52

Frank W
In: Sheffield
Posts: 51
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Excellent, I was just screwing on my sensible head when i got to the punchline!!

Frank W @ 28/07/2010 23:15

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948
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Scrappy you've got some odd mates

Sandi @ 28/07/2010 23:36

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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Brummie Jackie @ 29/07/2010 09:23

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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ha-ha that is brilliant! I love reading other peoples jokes!

Deleted Member @ 10/08/2010 13:12

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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LOL class .. i thought it was going to be serious!!! d'oh

Deleted Member @ 10/08/2010 13:24

Boodyblues
In: york
Posts: 1153
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sighhh thats my man !! headcase pmsl x

Boodyblues @ 10/08/2010 14:05

yamahama
In: leicestershire
Posts: 1606
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classic man with head over heart. Lol

yamahama @ 11/08/2010 12:36

Doh Boy
In: Prestwick
Posts: 389
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Got us all sucked in SM, brill

Doh Boy @ 11/08/2010 13:38

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