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WheelyNealy
In: Near Driffield
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what do you call A monkey with a bomb ?
BABOOM !
sorry couldnt resist it
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suzed2805
In: Gtr Manchester
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What do you call a three legged donkey............................ A wonkey !!!
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Q. What
do you call a man with two left feet ?
A. Whatever you like - if he tries to catch
you he'll just run round in circles !
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VFRbabe
In: Skye
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Q. What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A. Dug.
Q. What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
A. Douglas.
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bluesbiker
In: Birmingham in th
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wot do you call a bloke witha rabbit stuck up his bum?
Warren.
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WheelyNealy
In: Near Driffield
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What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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WheelyNealy
In: Near Driffield
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What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Deleted Member
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What do you call an irish man who only reaches half way to your waist ............
anemic
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Sandi
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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
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suzed2805
In: Gtr Manchester
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what do you call a nun with a washer on her head............
sistermatic
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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*creak* the sound of this thread cos the jokes are so old
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Ian10
In: Castle Cary
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
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suzed2805
In: Gtr Manchester
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what do you call a man wrapped in paper
Russell
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Deleted Member
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lmao good jokes but like kwak says they're really olllllllllddddddd!!! haha
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Deleted Member
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What do you call a Japanese lady with a food processor on her head?
Blenda !
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I warn you this is terrible......
Q. What
do you call a teacher who makes fireworks ?
A. A head banger!!
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2Tdreamin
In: Rugby
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What dya call a bloke with a lump of dirt on his head?
Peat.
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