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Fred and George were out fishing when George pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Fred for a light.

'Ive got a light somewhere,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter ten inches long.

'Blimey!' exclaimed George, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. Where did you get that from?'

'Well,' replied Fred, I got it from my Genie.'

'You have a Genie?' George asked.

'Yes, he's right here in my tackle box,' says Fred.

'Could I see him?'

Fred opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, George says, 'Hey there! I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So George asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving George sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks...
Flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks, George yells at Fred, 'Bloody hell, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Fred answers, 'Oh, I forgot to tell you, the Genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

Fred and George were out fishing when George pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Fred for a light.

'Ive got a light somewhere,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter ten inches long.
 
'Blimey!' exclaimed George, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. Where did you get that from?'

'Well,' replied Fred, I got it from my Genie.'

'You have a Genie?' George asked.

'Yes, he's right here in my tackle box,' says Fred.

'Could I see him?'

Fred opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, George says, 'Hey there! I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one  wish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So George asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving George sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks...
Flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks, George yells at Fred, 'Bloody hell, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Fred answers, 'Oh, I forgot to tell you, the Genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"