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Give The Frog A Loan
A frog goes into a bank and
approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia
Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to
get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in
disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad
is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will
need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I
have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains
that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back
office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's
a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it)
The bank manager looks back
at her and says...
"It's a knickknack,
Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you
grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a good'n
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