Dear Santa,, please can you bring me a nice hairy biker,, if you send me another 1 with mental issues i will push you off the roof you fat bastard !!!and eat your deers with a nice chianti,, love from boody xx
Lol, Dear santa, vfrbabe wants the same thing as boody, except with tatoos!!!! (and i do love venison, and im an excellent shot!!) Lots of love vfrbabe xxxxx
Dear santa, already got mine with the tattoos but without the hairy bit
Just hope he finds a new job so he get out more at the weekends next year! PLEASE!!!!!!!
Dear Santa
This year I have been a very good girl (cus I knew you were watching) and have now decided what I would like for Christmas.
1.Can you please stop all those crazy people on FB sending me
Farmville and Mafia wars requests.......I don't play!!
2. Can you please stop those very odd people from sending me emails telling me how to increase the size of my penis....I don't have one!!!
3. Can you please stop those annoying telephone sales people from calling me and asking me' How are you, have you had a good day'? Cus they don't really give a poo and they always hang up when I tell them that my pet sprout has just died.
4. Can you please stop those freaky people from sending me emails telling me that I can purchase Rolex watches at very low prices. I don't wear a watch and if I did, it wouldn't be a Rolex. I would prefer a Barbie one thank you.
5. Would you please tell all of those people that say, 'I give it 110%' that YOU CAN'T GIVE ANYMORE THAN 100%!!!
6. Please stop people from asking me if 'I am a glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty' kinda person. If my glass is 1/2 empty....I top it up!!!
That's it for now, but I may come back and add a bit more to my list.
BL xxxx
Dear Santa, I was going to be selfless and be like a wanna be Miss World and ask for world peace, but then I suddenly had a moment of clarity, or maybe that should be sanity, and thought it!!! I'd just like the student finance people to get their fingers out and sort out my student loan.......... it's nearly bloody christmas and I'm going to be skint!! Best wishes to Mrs Christmas, the elves and the reindeer. Mandy x
p.s. I've been good all year ....well I've tried to be.
Boody I truely hope that Santa manages to deliver to you the present you want!!!!! If Santa could make Gerrard Bulter at Biker & give him lot of tattoos - I'd be a VERY VERY good girlie indeed to get him in my stockings oops I mean Christmas Stocking hehehehe
Dear Santa.... I've been a very naughty girl all year, so if you could find it in yours and Mrs Claus hearts... and the Reindeers hearts... this Christmas to leave me a very hunky guy with a massive Nut supply in my stocking, I promise to be VERY good next year..... yours 'and pigs will fly' faithfully, Nut....xxxxxxxx
ps; I will throw in all my Snickers and Topics if you make my wish come true
i hear ya on that 1 brig x snap! i think ive given up, lifes too short to be kept waiting and toyed with, honey your worth more than that, get out there n keep looking ,if he cant see sense hes not worth having girl ! xx