according to MSN
10) 20ft tall rocking horse
9) Knitted Ferrari (I shall put me needles away then)
8) Bethlehem Donkey Poo
7) Dog Spa Day
6) Canned Oxygen (only if I get number 8)
5) Thermal Tie
4) Man Bra
3) Burger King Aftershave
2) Sculpture made of human teeth
and the number one Christmas gift nobody wants...
...socks!
It's too late now just wrap the receipt too
P.S. Just to clarify... this would usually take place subsequent to the tooth being extracted from the customer's gob... although I'm prepared to be flexible on that point?
PML, good thing it's not real cos you'd need a big shovel
All those who get socks and don't want them, you could pass 'em on to me, ta. The brighter the better but no glittery ones.
Actually that reminds me... you really shouldn't put the knitting needles away y'know! I have a friend who does a roaring trade in knitted meerkats... Including a meerkat Nativity scene!
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