ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling
at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so
she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the
man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I
grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said,
' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the
swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I
could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the
fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
Now keep that smile on your face and
pass it on to someone else!!<o:p></o:p>
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