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Beer makes you clever . . The Buffalo Theory

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Beer makes you clever . . The Buffalo Theory

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GreasyTony
In: Camberley
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Well you see it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

GreasyTony @ 17/01/2011 11:09

Deleted Member
In: NA
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ah is THAT why? cheers dude I wondered why I think I can solve the worlds problems when smashed

Deleted Member @ 19/01/2011 12:32

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I'm liking you more as the day goes on GT, thanks for keeping us amused lol

Deleted Member @ 19/01/2011 13:57

DynaToon
In: Consett
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Beer doesn't make me clever, but it does make birds look fantastic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIT3WlIyy1Y (3.........2..........1..........)

DynaToon @ 19/01/2011 17:36

Boodyblues
In: york
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gee my ex husband must be a genius then

Boodyblues @ 19/01/2011 17:59

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In: NA
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Youtube is ok but after drinking like that the bloody games console would be no use to me, never mind the pink bikini and its contents.

Deleted Member @ 20/01/2011 00:44

old red
In: Norwich
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You wouldn,t look right in a pink bikini anyway A D..

old red @ 20/01/2011 00:49

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Well im going to give it a go this year at pil, complete with para boots lol.

Deleted Member @ 20/01/2011 00:52

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