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living life backwards

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arachnid lady
In: st helens
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Iwant to live my life backwards,you start out dead get that out of the way,then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day, you get kicked out for being to healthy,you go to collect your pension,and then when you start work you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.you work for forty years untill you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. you party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for secondary school you then go on to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have absolutely no respomsibilities, you become a baby until you are born, then you spend 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap. you get larger quaters everyday, and you finish off as an orgasm. lol please let me know if this amuses you all x arachnid lady

arachnid lady @ 22/01/2011 17:23

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Very good lol

Deleted Member @ 22/01/2011 17:29

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old red
In: Norwich
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An excellent idea..We all know the saying 'if only I knew back then what I know now' the 'promiscuous era' could be even more fun! Main downside I see though...Childbirth is painful enough for you ladies, I shudder at the prospect of it in reverse!!. Mmmm..ending my days AS an orgasm...

old red @ 22/01/2011 17:45

DynaToon
In: Consett
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I don't like the idea of climbing inside my Mom one day (rest deleted)

DynaToon @ 22/01/2011 18:14

kwakgirl
In: Kilmarnock
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hmmmmm - the film is called the Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

kwakgirl @ 22/01/2011 18:23

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In: NA
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An interesting theory A L especially the ending, or is it the beginning dunno, but it made me laugh for sure

Deleted Member @ 22/01/2011 21:48

mungybear
In: grantham
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Brilliant!

mungybear @ 22/01/2011 21:59

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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PML nice idea arachnid lady.

Sandi @ 22/01/2011 22:44

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In: NA
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Finish off as an orgasm, wrapped in tissue flushed down the lav....burial at sea.

Deleted Member @ 22/01/2011 23:42

Weirdoraptor
In: Brough, E. Yorks
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Your real name isn't Benjamin Button by any chance is it ??

Weirdoraptor @ 23/01/2011 02:27

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In: NA
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Er Captain Cook, i think, well it was last time i looked.

Deleted Member @ 23/01/2011 23:50

old red
In: Norwich
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Definate for a burial at sea then actdaft..

old red @ 23/01/2011 23:54

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In: NA
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Yup going down on the old girl.

Deleted Member @ 24/01/2011 00:03

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In: NA
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i dont know if ive been coming or going for years xx

Deleted Member @ 31/01/2011 18:14

Ragnar
In: London
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some of the bad sides, every year on your birthday people will take your presents away. you pay your boss for working. you ride for years, then you put L plates on the bike

Ragnar @ 01/02/2011 08:02

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hmmm my only thoughts on this jus as im starting to have fun adn not give a darn, suddenly i cant walk again, then in dribblin adn cant even talk and then i start pooohin me pants... hang on is that young age or old age!!!!!!!!!!!

Deleted Member @ 01/02/2011 19:09

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In: NA
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Or just a Friday neet out.

Deleted Member @ 01/02/2011 20:59

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lmao ... think it was last saturday now ya caome to mention hahahaha

Deleted Member @ 01/02/2011 22:11

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