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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...._

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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...._ If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...._ If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

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drobess
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Ive got a clock like that as well, except it doesnt fart

drobess @ 26/01/2011 16:51

Alice2
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Thanks for the much-needed giggle

I love this site

Alice2 @ 26/01/2011 18:19

kfoggy67
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xlent lol

kfoggy67 @ 26/01/2011 19:43

Karey
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.. brilliant!

Karey @ 26/01/2011 19:49

kwakgirl
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lol but it would be so much easier to just say see you when i get in..... pissed!

kwakgirl @ 26/01/2011 21:42

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Like that tee hee.

Deleted Member @ 26/01/2011 22:38

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I know a few woman like that.. very good

Deleted Member @ 26/01/2011 23:12

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Oh I did titter

Deleted Member @ 26/01/2011 23:19

Nutkin68
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love it !!!!!!!!!

Nutkin68 @ 26/01/2011 23:21

old red
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Excellent Celtic

old red @ 26/01/2011 23:59

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But if she was really talented she could have lit it, classy.

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Nutkin68 @ 27/01/2011 00:03

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Nutkin68 @ 27/01/2011 00:03

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